Mention Benidorm and with it,
by implication, the concepts of package tourism, hotel buffets, British bars
with one euro a pint lager, northern English Working Men’s Club turns
imitating something neither themselves nor their audience have ever been,
lobster-impersonating spit-burnt sunbathers and fried English breakfasts
with the bacon already coated in tomato sauce, and I would bet that very few
punters would auto-associate the phrase “cultural experience”. More likely,
perhaps, might be the image of over-revelled revellers spewing out from the
industrial-sized, garish and scruffy discos along the strip at nine in the
morning, seated wavering by the roadside amidst the split, cracked and
squashed plastic waste which these no doubt environmentally aware
individuals seem to generate by the ton.
Benidorm, certainly, is not
Spain. Like many other popular mass tourism resorts around the world, it has
an identity which is quite apart from its host country or hinterland.
Benidorm is not Spain in the same way, perhaps, that Kuta is not Bali, Nice
not France, nor Acapulco Mexico. On the same scale, Blackpool is
Britain! In effect these places are melting pots of imported identity,
usually with a strong flavour of the largest group of visitors. In the case
of Benidorm, of course, it’s the Brits. A fortnight in Benidorm can offer
about as much exposure to Spanish culture as the experience of September
lights in Blackpool informed the visitor of the Lancashire cotton industry.
(The past tense is highly relevant here.) Equally, Benidorm juxtaposed with
the word “culture” might vie for a definition of “oxymoron”, alongside
German with humour, Ireland with culinary and British with honest. (I may
borrow here and there from our working Men’s Club humour tradition, but
perhaps employing a consistently different skin colour!)
Benidorm is known for its
seven kilometres of perfectly kept, clean beaches, its year round tourism,
its millions of visitors. It has fine places to eat in its old town and
environs. It has nightlife, theme parks and five star golf resorts. It is
surrounded by mountains, has an island nature reserve. And in a European
sense, the area as a whole is truly cosmopolitan and increasingly
sophisticated.
So when my wife and I came
here about five years ago to claim a November base while we examined the
possibility of a life-changing shift from work-a-day pressures, our prime
goal was to investigate whether, near this tourism megalith, there might be
space for a small rental business, aimed at those who might crave proximity
to the iniquitous den whilst also wanting to retain a suburban distance from
the rasping motorbikes, the hen and stag parties, the beachfront Harley
Davidson pubs, the plastic glass discos and even the line dancing. Well we
found our place and took the plunge. What we had not bargained for was “the
culture”.
In that first month, as
late-booking package tourists ourselves, we were making our first visit to
mainland Spain for 24 years and we were pleased to find an odd festivity or
two. Having lived here for a few years we now know, of course, that it’s
actually quite hard to avoid them! The Benidorm town band – symphonic bands
are the Valencian tradition, we now know – did a free concert in the
salubrious Benidorm Palace, a place whose usual show apes the Folies
Bergeres. The local choral society did the Venusburg music from Tannhauser
alongside original compositions for the band and some populist offerings. We
sought and found a sub-set of the band doing a jazz and Latino evening at
the CAM Bank auditorium where, another night, there was a chamber music
recital. Just along the road at the Cultural Centre in Alfaz del Pi there
was an American pianist who had studied in Barcelona playing Montsalvatge.
Similarly, we found a soprano
giving opera arias in Calpe.
And so we bought the place and
we were owners of a house with two apartments, a beautiful Mediterranean
garden, proximity to the tourist hub, but still very much a part of its own
town, a place with outstanding local services. Our aim was limited,
pragmatic and clear. After some fifty-six years of unbroken professional
employment between us, we decided that a change was potentially better than
a rest. We had already lived and worked in five countries and had extended
experience of several others, but we had also concluded that pounds of flesh
weigh the same the world over. Though we had gained a few of these over the
years, having them occasionally demanded and extracted ran the risk of their
being ripped from critical areas. Over the years the pay had been good, the
pressure significant and, overall, the rewards worth the pain. But times
change, lives change, priorities change and people reach fifty.
This was the time to do
something different, to trade income for quality. We bought a house in La
Nucia, just five kilometres from Benidorm’s beaches, the town’s skyscraper
hotels visible from our front balcony. Our aim was to establish our own
niche business renting the two bedroom garden apartment while we lived a
modest if sometimes indulgent life on the first floor. We have now been
doing this for more than four years, have an established clientele and
basically have achieved what we wanted to achieve. We will not get rich from
the trade. That was never our goal. From the start we wanted to offer
simple, clean, affordable accommodation at a reasonable price, modelling our
pitch on the kind of place middle class backpackers like ourselves would
find both satisfying and a little surprising at the price. And it has worked
well. What we had not bargained for was the “culture”.
For some sixteen of our thirty
or so post-graduation years we had lived in London. We were vultures of the
cultural type whenever energy levels ran to it. We were friends of the
English National Opera during its ‘power house’ years. I was a teacher and,
during school holidays, used to walk from Balham to central London for the
lunchtime concerts, St James’s in Piccadilly being my favourite venue. Then
we moved to Brunei and then to the United Arab Emirates. In Brunei we were
members of the Music Society and helped to organise concerts. In Abu Dhabi,
cultural events were very much in the purview of the diplomatic and private
sector people, and there was and remains a vibrant cultural life in the city
which, after all, is the nation’s capital. So we were able to attend good
quality cultural events, comprising mainly music, theatre and visual arts,
in both places. And then we came to Spain.
Our initial visit had
suggested that there was more going on in this sphere than a browse through
the package tour brochures might suggest. But if I was to relate that in the
last eight months we have been to four operas, four full orchestral
concerts, ten chamber music recitals, five local festivities, an
international film festival, uncountable art exhibitions and goodness knows
what else – and furthermore if I were to qualify this by saying that not
once did we have to travel more than ten kilometres from home, would you
associate this with Benidorm and the Costa Blanca? And, if you are mildly
surprised by what I have just claimed, it would probably further surprise
you to learn that in addition to this, Benidorm itself is building a new
cultural centre, that ten kilometres down the road the new Villajoyosa
Cultural Centre is about to open and that this year La Nucia, our home town,
itself opened a 600-seat concert hall and a 3000-seat outside auditorium.
Perhaps I need to re-state how
local is my claim. About thirty kilometres down the road from Benidorm is
Alicante, a regional centre with a nineteenth century theatre presenting a
full programme of ballet, drama and opera. About a hundred and forty
kilometres north is Valencia, where the programme of the spectacular new
Reina Sofiaopera house is coordinated with those of New York’s Met and
London’s Covent Garden. What I have described excludes those venues and only
includes what can be found within ten kilometres of where we live, within
ten kilometres of Benidorm, a cultural paradise.
You may have guessed that we
are very keen on music, my wife and I. But we are also keen on theatre,
dance, painting and the arts in general. We don’t tend to go to pop
festivals, but if we did we have those locally as well.
Why not check out the listings
for La Nucia, Altea, Benidorm, Alfaz del Pi, Villajoyosa and Finestrat?
Choose your time of year and you could attend a superb musical event every
night of your stay and I guarantee that the performance standard will be as
good as anywhere. And if you can also take in Joachim Palomares and his
ensemble playing their arrangements of Piazzolla tangos, or Altea’s April
opera week or La Nucia’s Les Nits festival, you are in for a real
treat. And when Benidorm’s new cultural centre is open, imagine glossy
package tour brochures offering deals inclusive of stalls seats for Puccini
or a performance of Steve Reich’s Drumming! Followed, of course, by a one
euro pint of lager, bacon and eggs and a northern comic, perhaps.
Saturday, 11 August 2007
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